Surpise ! I am going to loose 20kg

Comeon Get up!
Oh no! from tommrow! Pakka!
today it will be late! will do it tommrow!

This is what i tell myself when i getup everyday … Its to postpone things..
I want to loose weight.. the whole world knows it…Who likes to be overweight..
I have subscribed to swimming and kicboxing.
These are two sports called fat metlers. They melt the fat. If done prorperly.

So I know what needs to be done..
6 months of continous exercise..dieting will take me to my target..
I know what food is to be eaten…

But I m not loosign weight. Coz i postpone things..
I ask people gove me a motivation.. Nothing motivates me..

Why not!

What Stops me!

I would say no aim, but i have aim, Loose weight…
I would say no reason, But i have tons of reasons..

Then what!

The single word is my laziness.. I m born lazy..

I need someone in morning to kick by ass..

Force me.. zabardasti kare..

or Fine Charge me to loose weight..

If fine is 50 rs i would pay,100 as well, 500 hmm yeah pay sometimes. 1000Rs no way..
See I know 1000rs per day loss is what i would be not tolerating..
So this is my loss limit. 30k per month. I a month i would loose.. say 4kg max

So 7500 per kg is value of fat i store.. My god. This can vary for people to people. their valuation methods..

So if i had to loose 20kg in one go would i pay 1.5 lakhs

Yes! Take advance. Give me reciept..

I keep on boring peopel how much weight i want to loose and how much i lost during so and so timeframe.
What about today.. Why there is no resistance to food or quantity of food. Why the shoes in my drawers are biting dust. Socks too. Why the 25k Iphone I have is of no use.. Why I call everything boring and say no to single measure.

With such a high IQ and knowledge still unable to achieve the target..

Laziness. Lack of dicipline..

But since today i have told u all my shortcomings I promise you i m going to loose weight 20kg exact in coming months..

I need your help, ask me, ping me, taunt me, humilate me, abuse me but make me go to gym. Hehe.
let me see how many of you do it..

What few peopel say i will not talk to you, or i called twice an you didnt go.. this is not the way.. you have to become very rigid do it again and again and again till i do it. Simple..

The day i achieve it there will be a big party.. Which will have less calories food, whole grain food, salad and water. Haha.. Weight loss parties are like that only I am sure, and you all will bring me clothes beacuse i will need new clothes and i know few of my friends will be kind enough to bring me other gifts as well.

I assure you.. See Again one assurance tommrow is election na.. I was watching TV Whole day.. thats why making promises.. So i assure you … hmm nothing yaar. no more assuaces..

Thanks !

Do drop your suggestions and comments and taunts and all.. I am waiting.