Dec 21, 2009

Santa Banta Sms Jokes – Funny Santa Banta Sms

Leakin

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college, You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking..

Big Fat Man

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Postman N Santa

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

Business

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Fish

after eatin fish santa didn’t drink water…… Y???? he feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach.

Picture

Can i take your picture?I want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas

Santa Banta3

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape? Santa: Its simple! I will stop imagining !!!

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