Christmas Day
A t**n boy asked santa for a Hummer with lots of chrome. On Christmas Day a girl with braces knocked on his door.
Santa N Banta
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Faithfull
Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it. Banta: Is this dog faithful? Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned to me.
Date
Santa on a blind date with a gori. Santa: Do u object 2 f u c k ing? Gori: Thats something I’v never done. Santa: What! U r a Virgin? Gori: No, Never Objected!
Duplicate Key
Santa: Doctor! My son swallowed a key! Doctor: When? Santa: Three months ago Dr: What were you doing till now? Santa: We were using aduplicate key Dr: So why did you come today? Santa: We lost the duplicate key!
Santa Banta
Banta Singh dialed to talk to his dear pal Santa Singh “Is that 6545224? asked Banta Singh. “No this is 6545225.” came the reply. After thinking for few seconds Banta Singh replied “No matter, please call Mr. Santa Singh from next door.
Santa And Banta
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out says Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!
Santa-banta
Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?” Banta: Downwards !!
Santa Banta
Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?” Banta: Downwards !