Too Late For Garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Promise
Guys playing cards Guy1: I Promised my wife Ill Not Play Cards anymore. Guy2: Then what the h**l are you doing now? Guy1: I Never promised I Wont Tell Lies.
Baby With Raincoat
a man was F**King his wife unfortunately his condom sliped and went into her vagia ten months later newspapers flashed “BABY BORN WITH RAINCOAT”
Husband And Wife
A husband coming from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. WIFE: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like dis? HUSBAND: No, He told me to carry my cross.
Married
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Wife
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a wife? One’s contract and one’s pay as you go!!
If You Wre My Husband
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ‘If you were my husband I would poison your drink.” The man replied, ‘If you were my wife I would drink it.’