Comedy
Wife was beatinh her Husband. Neighbour asked- Why are u beating him? Wife repiled: When i called him one girl replied over the phone that, ” The person you are trying to reach is currently busy”.
The Most Funniest
husbnd cals:giv fone 2 my wife srvnt:she z wid hr husbnd husbnd:bt i m hr husbnd srnt:wat i do? hus:kill thm. AFTR KILLING srvn:i hav killed thm. hus:throw thm in swiming pool 8 da back ov our home. srn:sir there iz no swimin pool 8 home hus:oh sorry WRONG #..
Wife Thrown
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? Hes now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !
All In One Minute
A Husband and wife went to watch a Boxing Match: Tha favorite was Knocked out in the 1st round 1st minute. Man:Disgusting! all over in a minute. Wife:now you Know how i feel?
Santa And Banta Joke
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, “I have seen this man somewhere”. After half an hour, “Oh, its the same man, who married my wife.”.
Life
Life is lame….what u want ,u dont get…what u get u dont enjoy…what u enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent you dont enjoy (wife).
Sardar Sleep
Sardar was sleeping in his room with his wife.. . . . . . . .for what r u scrolling down so fast?? . . . . .. Let him sleep with his wife..
Better Life
Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple….!!! A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Its Wife
Legal Voting Age For Boys- 18yrs… Legal Marying Age For Boys- 21Yrs… Wat Is Proved? “Its Tougher 2 Control A Wife Than A Country”!!