Wife Vs Restuarant
s*x with wife is similar to restaurant ? Some times good service Some times bad service Some times no service Some times Self service
Sardar
SARDAR-yaar ystrday i saw my wife with a stranger going to a movie . FRND-did u follow her ? SARDAR-oye no yaar , i already saw that movie 2 times
Dont Loose Ur Friend
Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed. He shoots his Friend. Wife says, if you behave like this, You will lose all your friends.
Ah Beng Joke
Ah Beng : If I die, will you re-marry? Wife : No. I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you re-marry? Ah Beng : Of course No! I’ll also stay with your sister.
Movies
A Wife tells Her husband “make love to me like in the movies” He gets up and cums in her face. She says “WTF?” He says I guess we dont watch the same movies!
Dog Fck
3 ladies saw a dog fcking violently. Dr’s wife:- Wow, they r enjoying lyf! Lwyrs Wife:- No its a Rape! Army Offcr wife:- i think the dog has come on a holiday…
How True My
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair….
Dosage Of Viagra
Recommended dosage of viagra: New Girlfriend: No Need Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet Mistress: 1 Tablet Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+P**n Movie+Will Power